Man Sues BMW for Persisting Erection →
lickystickypickywe: A California man who set out on a short but exhilarating motorcycle ride got off the bike with a long-lasting thrill. Henry Wolf has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour ride on his 1993 bike with a ridgelike seat has given him “a severe case of priapism” (a persistent, lasting erection) that he’s sustained for 20 months, ever since...
sterility: Will abandoned, Passed out between fresh sheets, and I lifted up her shirt. Stopped. Book of poetry. Bedside table. Book of poetry; The Pain of Plants. She moved her hand across the bed, flattened it, looked at me. Closed her eyes. Looked at me. Closed her eyes. I pushed her shirt higher. In the morning I told her nothing happened.
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.– A. A. Milne (via waitingforteaagain)
gonna go drown my sorrows in a canal, some fags, and vodka with my best friends~